todays Joke of the day......Charlie L.
Subject: The Nun and The Gasoline
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>>>>>>>>>>A young Nun who worked for a local home health care agency was out
>>>>>>>>>>making her rounds when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it
>>>>>>>>>>there was a gas station just one block away. She walked to the
>>>>>>>>>>station to borrow a can with enough gas to start the car and drive
>>>>>to
>>>>>>>>>>the station for a fill up.
>>>>>>>>>>The attendant regretfully told her that the only gas can he owned
>>>>>had
>>>>>>>>>>just been lent out, but if she would care to wait, he was sure it
>>>>>>>>>>would be back shortly.
>>>>>>>>>>Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to
>>>>>>>wait
>>>>>>>>>>and walked back to her car. After looking through her car for
>>>>>>>>>>something to carry to the station to fill with gas, she spotted a
>>>>>>>>>>bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, she
>>>>>>>carried
>>>>>>>>>>it to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried it back to
>>>>>>>her
>>>>>>>>>>car.
>>>>>>>>>>As she was pouring the gas into the tank of her car two men
>>>>>>>>>>watched
>>>>>>>>>>her from across the street. One of them turned to the other and
>>>>>>>said:
>>>>>>>>>>"If that car starts, I'll become a Catholic for the rest of my
>>>>>life!"