TODAYS.......joke of the day thanks Charlie L.
Subject: Presidential Breakfast
>
>One morning, Dick Cheney and George W. Bush
>were having brunch at a restaurant. The
>attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would
>like, and he replies,
>
>"I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
>
>And what may I get for you, sir?" she asks George W.
>
>He replies, "How about a quickie?"
>
>"Why, Mr. President," the waitress says, "How rude ! ... You're
>starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you haven't even been in office
>for a second term yet."
>
>As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers,
>
>"It's pronounced 'quiche'. " TODAY