but only one shed
Just call me two willies
A BIKER who lost his manhood in a freak accident now has two willies — but no wife.
Michael Grueber, 40, is recovering in hospital from his 140th operation since the 1997 crash.
The latest was to graft another penis next to one formed from fat and muscle tissue after the prang that smashed his groin.
It functioned well enough to provide him and wife Bianca, 25, with a son, Etienne, a year ago.
But it has since stopped working — and his wife left. When the new willy is strong enough to operate on its own, the first graft will go.
“For now I am the man with two penises and no wife,” he moaned from his hospital bed near his home in Berlin.
“I just want a normal life.”