Joke of the day
THE SOX FAN
A Red Sox fan used to amuse himself by scaring every Yankee fan he saw
strutting down the street in the obnoxious NY pinstripe shirt.
He would swerve his van as if to hit them, and swerve back just missing
them.
One day, while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a
good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going
Father?"
"I'm going to give mass at St. Francis church, about 2 miles down the
road," replied the priest.
"Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!"
The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and they continued down
the road.
Suddenly, the driver saw a Yankee fan walking down the road, and he
instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back into
the road just in time.
Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a
loud "THUD.
Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but
still didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to
the priest and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that Yankee fan."
"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."