Joke of the day from Bridget.....thanks
>>>George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his
>>>talk he opens the floor to questions. One little boy puts up his hand
>>>and George asks him what his name is.
>>>"Billy."
"And what is your question, Billy?"
>>>
>>>"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
>>>support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more
>>>votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Just then the
>>>bell rings recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will
>>>continue after recess.
>>>
>>>When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh!
>>>That's right! -
>>>Question time. So who has a question?"
>>>
>>>Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him
>>>what his name is. "Steve"
"And what is your question, Steve?"
>>>
>>>"I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
>>>support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more
>>>votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
>>>Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And Fifth, what the fargh happened to
>>>Billy?"