lawyer JOKE???? thanks Johnnie
One afternoon Snidley Whiplash, a highly successful defense lawyer was riding in is stretch limousine en-route to his palatial
weekend home when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop,
and he got out to investigate.
He asked one of the men,
'Why are you eating grass? 'We don't
have any money for food,' the poor man replied. 'We have no choice. We have to eat grass.'
'Well, then, you can come with me to
my house and I'll feed you' the lawyer said.
'But sir, I have a wife and two children
with me. They are over there, under that tree'
'Bring them along' the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated,
'You come with us also.'
The second man, in a pitiful voice then
said, 'But sir, I also have a wife and
three children with me!' They are over
there across the road, under that tree'
'Bring them all as well,' the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy
task, even for a car as large as the stretch limousine was.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned
to the lawyer and said, 'Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.'
The lawyer replied, 'No problem, glad to do it
You'll really love my place.........'
The grass is almost a foot high.'