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June 19, 2009

joke of the day ......thanks Julie

The Irish Bagpiper

As a bagpiper, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man who had no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery in the remote countryside and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there.
As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost and being a typical man, did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the crew who were eating lunch but the hearse was nowhere in sight.
I apologized to the workers for my tardiness and stepped to the side of the open grave where I saw the vault lid already in place.

I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long but this was the proper thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. I played out my heart and soul.

As I played the workers began to weep. I played and I played like I'd never played before, from Going Home and The Lord is My Shepherd to Flowers of the Forest . I closed the lengthy session with Amazing Grace and walked to my car..

As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the workers saying to another, "Sweet Jeezuz, Mary 'n Joseph, I never seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."


June 15, 2009

The Big Hate...........thanks Mike


The New York Times


June 12, 2009
Op-Ed Columnist
The Big Hate
By PAUL KRUGMAN

Back in April, there was a huge fuss over an internal report by the Department of Homeland Security warning that current conditions resemble those in the early 1990s — a time marked by an upsurge of right-wing extremism that culminated in the Oklahoma City bombing.

Conservatives were outraged. The chairman of the Republican National Committee denounced the report as an attempt to “segment out conservatives in this country who have a different philosophy or view from this administration” and label them as terrorists.

But with the murder of Dr. George Tiller by an anti-abortion fanatic, closely followed by a shooting by a white supremacist at the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum, the analysis looks prescient.

There is, however, one important thing that the D.H.S. report didn’t say: Today, as in the early years of the Clinton administration but to an even greater extent, right-wing extremism is being systematically fed by the conservative media and political establishment.

Now, for the most part, the likes of Fox News and the R.N.C. haven’t directly incited violence, despite Bill O’Reilly’s declarations that “some” called Dr. Tiller “Tiller the Baby Killer,” that he had “blood on his hands,” and that he was a “guy operating a death mill.”

But they have gone out of their way to provide a platform for conspiracy theories and apocalyptic rhetoric, just as they did the last time a Democrat held the White House.

And at this point, whatever dividing line there was between mainstream conservatism and the black-helicopter crowd seems to have been virtually erased.

Exhibit A for the mainstreaming of right-wing extremism is Fox News’s new star, Glenn Beck.

Here we have a network where, like it or not, millions of Americans get their news — and it gives daily airtime to a commentator who, among other things, warned viewers that the Federal Emergency Management Agency might be building concentration camps as part of the Obama administration’s “totalitarian” agenda (although he eventually conceded that nothing of the kind was happening).

But let’s not neglect the print news media. In the Bush years, The Washington Times became an important media player because it was widely regarded as the Bush administration’s house organ. Earlier this week, the newspaper saw fit to run an opinion piece declaring that President Obama “not only identifies with Muslims, but actually may still be one himself,” and that in any case he has “aligned himself” with the radical Muslim Brotherhood.

And then there’s Rush Limbaugh. His rants today aren’t very different from his rants in 1993. But he occupies a different position in the scheme of things. Remember, during the Bush years Mr. Limbaugh became very much a political insider. Indeed, according to a recent Gallup survey, 10 percent of Republicans now consider him the “main person who speaks for the Republican Party today,” putting him in a three-way tie with Dick Cheney and Newt Gingrich. So when Mr. Limbaugh peddles conspiracy theories — suggesting, for example, that fears over swine flu were being hyped “to get people to respond to government orders” — that’s a case of the conservative media establishment joining hands with the lunatic fringe.

It’s not surprising, then, that politicians are doing the same thing. The R.N.C. says that “the Democratic Party is dedicated to restructuring American society along socialist ideals.” And when Jon Voight, the actor, told the audience at a Republican fund-raiser this week that the president is a “false prophet” and that “we and we alone are the right frame of mind to free this nation from this Obama oppression,” Mitch McConnell, the Senate minority leader, thanked him, saying that he “really enjoyed” the remarks.

Credit where credit is due. Some figures in the conservative media have refused to go along with the big hate — people like Fox’s Shepard Smith and Catherine Herridge, who debunked the attacks on that Homeland Security report two months ago. But this doesn’t change the broad picture, which is that supposedly respectable news organizations and political figures are giving aid and comfort to dangerous extremism.

What will the consequences be? Nobody knows, of course, although the analysts at Homeland Security fretted that things may turn out even worse than in the 1990s — that thanks, in part, to the election of an African-American president, “the threat posed by lone wolves and small terrorist cells is more pronounced than in past years.”

And that’s a threat to take seriously. Yes, the worst terrorist attack in our history was perpetrated by a foreign conspiracy. But the second worst, the Oklahoma City bombing, was perpetrated by an all-American lunatic. Politicians and media organizations wind up such people at their, and our, peril.

June 11, 2009

The Mrs.' joke of the day


Here is something to think about when negative people are doing
their
best to rain on your parade. Remember this
story the next time someone who knows nothing (and cares less) tries
to
make your life miserable...

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip
to
Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the
trip to the hairdresser, who responded:

" Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty..
You're crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you
getting there?"

"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. " That's a terrible
airline.
Their planes are old, their flight attendants
are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome
?"

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome 's Tiber River
called Teste."

"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna
be
something special and exclusive, but it's
really a dump.."

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other
people
trying to see him. He'll look the size of an
ant.

Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser
asked her about her trip to Rome .

"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one
of Continental's brand new planes, but it
was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and
wine
were wonderful, and I had a handsome
28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.

And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling
job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in
the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us
their owner's suite at no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I
know
you didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a
Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and
explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if
I'd be so kind as to step into his private room
and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.
Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and
shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few
words to me."
"Oh, really! What'd he say ?"
He said: "Who fucked up your hair?"

Reviving American chestnuts may mitigate climate change...........I love chestnut.....thanks Dave


Posted by Mark Frauenfelder, June 10, 2009 12:42 PM | permalink
American chestnut trees are very fast growing and produce a hard wood suitable for furniture. They're good at sequestering carbon. In the early 1900s a blight nearly wiped out chestnut trees. They've never come back. But Douglass Jacobs, an associate professor of forestry and natural resources at Purdue University, has hybridized American chestnuts with blight-resistant Chinese chestnuts. The tress are 94 percent American chestnut, yet retain the blight resistance of Chinese chestnuts.

200906101241 (Photo by Nicole Jacobs)

Jacobs studied four sites in southwestern Wisconsin that were unaffected by the blight because they are so far from the tree's natural range. He compared the American chestnut directly against black walnut and northern red oak at several different ages, and also cross-referenced his results to other studies using quaking aspen, red pine and white pine in the same region.

In each case the American chestnut grew faster, having as much as three times more aboveground biomass than other species at the same point of development. American chestnut also sequestered more carbon than all the others. The only exception was black walnut on one site, but the American chestnut absorbed more carbon on the other study sites.

"Each tree has about the same percentage of its biomass made up of carbon, but the fact that the American chestnut grows faster and larger means it stores more carbon in a shorter amount of time," Jacobs said.

Jacobs said trees absorb about one-sixth of the carbon emitted globally each year. Increasing the amount that can be absorbed annually could make a considerable difference in slowing climate change, he said.

June 10, 2009

Three dead in North Carolina ConAgra plant blast....not my Slim Jims

WILMINGTON, North Carolina (Reuters) - Three workers died when an explosion caused a roof collapse at a ConAgra Foods Inc processing plant in North Carolina, and more than 40 people were injured, the company and police said on Wednesday.

The 500,000-square-foot (46,000-sq-meter) plant in Garner, south of the state capital of Raleigh, employed 900 people in three shifts and made Slim Jim meat sticks, ConAgra said.

Tuesday's explosion started a fire and blew out a wall that fell onto a row of parked cars, crushing them. People at the scene reported a strong smell of ammonia fumes.

The cause of the blast was unknown.

U.S. mortgage demand withers as loan rates spike

By Lynn Adler

NEW YORK, June 10 (Reuters) - Spiking U.S. mortgage rates drove down total home loan applications last week as demand for refinancing shriveled to the lowest level since November, the Mortgage Bankers Association said on Wednesday.

The swift rate rise crimps affordability, likely cutting offer prices on home sales and prolonging a housing turnaround.

Borrowing costs have soared as bond yields have risen, even as the Federal Reserve has sopped up hundreds of billions of dollars in bonds to keep rates low and stimulate the housing market.

The average 30-year fixed mortgage rate jumped 0.32 percentage point in the June 5 week to 5.57 percent. That was nearly a full point, about 100 basis points, above the record low rate of 4.61 percent in March, the trade group said.

"Clearly, 50 or 100 basis points more on mortgage rates is enough to matter. It effects what people can afford to buy," said Bill Cheney, chief economist at John Hancock Financial Services in Boston.

Oil hits 7-month peak as U.S. stockpiles wither

By Richard Valdmanis

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Oil prices surged to a seven-month high near $72 a barrel on Wednesday after a U.S. government report showed a slowdown in crude imports eating away at inventories in the world's top energy user.

U.S. crude for July delivery rose to a high of $71.79 a barrel before pulling back to trade up $1.04 at $71.05 by 1:20 p.m, EDT. London Brent rose 85 cents to $70.47 a barrel.

The gains came after the U.S. Energy Information Administration reported nationwide stockpiles fell by a larger-than-expected 4.4 million barrels last week as imports dropped by 676,000 barrels per day.

"The number that kind of stands out right away is the drop in crude oil imports," said Gene McGillian, analyst at Tradition Energy in Stamford, Connecticut. "If imports are going to drop, we're going to see some of the stockpiles erased."

The report also showed a decline in gasoline inventories as refiners slowed production and demand notched higher.

Google closing in on cheap renewable energy

MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif (Reuters) - Google Inc is closing in on its goal of producing renewable energy at a price cheaper than coal, the company's so-called green energy czar, the engineer in charge of the project, said on Tuesday.

But the United States needs to raise government-backed research significantly and take much bigger risks if it wants to make alternative energy mainstream, executive Bill Weihl told Reuters in an interview.

Google, known for its Internet search engine, in late 2007 said it would invest in companies and do research of its own to produce affordable renewable energy -- at a price less than burning coal -- within a few years.

The often-quirky company cast the move as a philanthropic effort to address climate change, but the work is done by a unit of the for-profit corporation, Google.org, and Google investors will profit from any breakthroughs.

The story of its pursuit of cheap, clean energy became an overnight phenomenon, and Chief Executive Eric Schmidt conferred with U.S. President Barack Obama on economic revival and green jobs.

Weihl said the odds of success had gone up in the last year or so from a long shot to a real possibility of demonstrating working technology in a few years' time.

"It is even odds, more or less," he said. "In three years, we could have multiple megawatts of plants out there."

The company has made investments in advanced geothermal and wind, but engineers inside Google are focused mostly on solar thermal, in which the sun's energy is used to heat up a substance that produces steam to turn a turbine. Mirrors focus the sun's rays on the heated substance.

By contrast, photovoltaic solar cells, the most commonly known form of solar power, turn the sun's rays directly into electricity.

"We are looking at ways of cheaply getting to much higher temperatures and also making the heliostats, the fields of mirrors that have to track the sun, reflect the sun, keep it focused on the target we are trying to heat up -- make those much, much cheaper. And I think we've made some really interesting progress in the last six to nine months," he said.

Google's investment has been modest, so far. The company has put less than $50 million into clean energy start-ups, while the efforts of Weihl's group are probably about $10 million or $20 million. Deploying technology on a large scale, however, would not be cheap, he said.

If the test project is successful, "we'll see whether we or us in combination with other people are prepared to fund much, much bigger facilities, or if we want to get a few more years' experience before we really start to scale it up," said Weihl.

Still, the United States is not making enough of the start-up, risky investments it needs, he argued.

"As a society we need much more, and it needs to be sustained," Weihl said, calling recent funding in the U.S. economic stimulus bill a good start.

Coal is plentiful and cheap in the United States and China, making it a crucial source of both power and the carbon dioxide that produces global warming. So producing carbon-free energy for less than the price of coal is seen as a yardstick for the renewable energy industry's success.

Two shot at Holocaust Memorial Museum....another proud NRA moment


Two people have been shot at the entrance of the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum, emergency officers said. A private security guard and another person were wounded, according to officials of the D.C. police and fire department.

June 09, 2009

PIRATES IN POWER!......after Bush it's no surprise.......thanks Bridget

Sweden's Pirate Party, striking a chord with voters who want more free content on the Internet, won a seat in the European Parliament, early results showed. The Pirate Party captured 7.1 percent of votes in Sweden in the Europe-wide ballot.

June 04, 2009

Hank Aaron aka President Obama hits another home run

Remarks of President Barack Obama
A New Beginning
Cairo, Egypt
June 4, 2009
I am honored to be in the timeless city of Cairo, and to be hosted by two remarkable
institutions. For over a thousand years, Al-Azhar has stood as a beacon of Islamic
learning, and for over a century, Cairo University has been a source of Egypt’s
advancement. Together, you represent the harmony between tradition and progress. I am
grateful for your hospitality, and the hospitality of the people of Egypt. I am also proud to
carry with me the goodwill of the American people, and a greeting of peace from Muslim
communities in my country: assalaamu alaykum.We meet at a time of tension between the United States and Muslims around the world –
tension rooted in historical forces that go beyond any current policy debate. The
relationship between Islam and the West includes centuries of co-existence and
cooperation, but also conflict and religious wars. More recently, tension has been fed by
colonialism that denied rights and opportunities to many Muslims, and a Cold War in
which Muslim-majority countries were too often treated as proxies without regard to their
own aspirations. Moreover, the sweeping change brought by modernity and globalization
led many Muslims to view the West as hostile to the traditions of Islam.
Violent extremists have exploited these tensions in a small but potent minority of
Muslims. The attacks of September 11th, 2001 and the continued efforts of these
extremists to engage in violence against civilians has led some in my country to view
Islam as inevitably hostile not only to America andWe meet at a time of tension between the United States and Muslims around the world –
tension rooted in historical forces that go beyond any current policy debate. The
relationship between Islam and the West includes centuries of co-existence and
cooperation, but also conflict and religious wars. More recently, tension has been fed by
colonialism that denied rights and opportunities to many Muslims, and a Cold War in
which Muslim-majority countries were too often treated as proxies without regard to their
own aspirations. Moreover, the sweeping change brought by modernity and globalization
led many Muslims to view the West as hostile to the traditions of Islam.
Violent extremists have exploited these tensions in a small but potent minority of
Muslims. The attacks of September 11th, 2001 and the continued efforts of these
extremists to engage in violence against civilians has led some in my country to view
Islam as inevitably hostile not only to America andWe meet at a time of tension between the United States and Muslims around the world –
tension rooted in historical forces that go beyond any current policy debate. The
relationship between Islam and the West includes centuries of co-existence and
cooperation, but also conflict and religious wars. More recently, tension has been fed by
colonialism that denied rights and opportunities to many Muslims, and a Cold War in
which Muslim-majority countries were too often treated as proxies without regard to their
own aspirations. Moreover, the sweeping change brought by modernity and globalization
led many Muslims to view the West as hostile to the traditions of Islam.
Violent extremists have exploited these tensions in a small but potent minority of
Muslims. The attacks of September 11th, 2001 and the continued efforts of these
extremists to engage in violence against civilians has led some in my country to view
Islam as inevitably hostile not only to America and

We meet at a time of tension between the United States and Muslims around the world –
tension rooted in historical forces that go beyond any current policy debate. The
relationship between Islam and the West includes centuries of co-existence and
cooperation, but also conflict and religious wars. More recently, tension has been fed by
colonialism that denied rights and opportunities to many Muslims, and a Cold War in
which Muslim-majority countries were too often treated as proxies without regard to their
own aspirations. Moreover, the sweeping change brought by modernity and globalization
led many Muslims to view the West as hostile to the traditions of Islam.
Violent extremists have exploited these tensions in a small but potent minority of
Muslims. The attacks of September 11th, 2001 and the continued efforts of these
extremists to engage in violence against civilians has led some in my country to view
Islam as inevitably hostile not only to America andSo long as our relationship is defined by our differences, we will empower those who
sow hatred rather than peace, and who promote conflict rather than the cooperation that
can help all of our people achieve justice and prosperity. This cycle of suspicion and
discord must end.
I have come here to seek a new beginning between the United States and Muslims around
the world; one based upon mutual interest and mutual respect; and one based upon the
truth that America and Islam are not exclusive, and need not be in competition. Instead,
they overlap, and share common principles – principles of justice and progress; tolerance
and the dignity of all human beings.
I do so recognizing that change cannot happen overnight. No single speech can eradicate
years of mistrust, nor can I answer in the time that I have all the complex questions that
brought us to this point. But I am convinced that in order to move forward, we must say
openly the things we hold in our hearts, and that too often are said only behind closed
doors. There must be a sustained effort to listen to each other; to learn from each other; to
respect one another; and to seek common ground. As the Holy Koran tells us, “Be
conscious of God and speak always the truth.” That is what I will try to do – to speak the
truth as best I can, humbled by the task before us, and firm in my belief that the interests
we share as human beings are far more powerful than the forces that drive us apart.
Part of this conviction is rooted in my own experience. I am a Christian, but my father
came from a Kenyan family that includes generations of Muslims. As a boy, I spent
several years in Indonesia and heard the call of the azaan at the break of dawn and the fall
of dusk. As a young man, I worked in Chicago communities where many found dignity
and peace in their Muslim faith.
As a student of history, I also know civilization’s debt to Islam. It was Islam – at places
like Al-Azhar University – that carried the light of learning through so many centuries,
paving the way for Europe’s Renaissance and Enlightenment. It was innovation in
Muslim communities that developed the order of algebra; our magnetic compass and
tools of navigation; our mastery of pens and printing; our understanding of how disease
spreads and how it can be healed. Islamic culture has given us majestic arches and
soaring spires; timeless poetry and cherished music; elegant calligraphy and places of
peaceful contemplation. And throughout history, Islam has demonstrated through words
and deeds the possibilities of religious tolerance and racial equality.I know, too, that Islam has always been a part of America’s story. The first nation to
recognize my country was Morocco. In signing the Treaty of Tripoli in 1796, our second
President John Adams wrote, "The United States has in itself no character of enmity
against the laws, religion or tranquility of Muslims." And since our founding, American
Muslims have enriched the United States. They have fought in our wars, served in
government, stood for civil rights, started businesses, taught at our Universities, excelled
in our sports arenas, won Nobel Prizes, built our tallest building, and lit the Olympic
Torch. And when the first Muslim-American was recently elected to Congress, he took
the oath to defend our Constitution using the same Holy Koran that one of our Founding
Fathers – Thomas Jefferson – kept in his personal library.
So I have known Islam on three continents before coming to the region where it was first
revealed. That experience guides my conviction that partnership between America and
Islam must be based on what Islam is, not what it isn’t. And I consider it part of my
responsibility as President of the United States to fight against negative stereotypes of
Islam wherever they appear.
But that same principle must apply to Muslim perceptions of America. Just as Muslims
do not fit a crude stereotype, America is not the crude stereotype of a self-interested
empire. The United States has been one of the greatest sources of progress that the world
has ever known. We were born out of revolution against an empire. We were founded
upon the ideal that all are created equal, and we have shed blood and struggled for
centuries to give meaning to those words – within our borders, and around the world. We
are shaped by every culture, drawn from every end of the Earth, and dedicated to a simple
concept: E pluribus unum: "Out of many, one."
Much has been made of the fact that an African-American with the name Barack Hussein
Obama could be elected President. But my personal story is not so unique. The dream of
opportunity for all people has not come true for everyone in America, but its promise
exists for all who come to our shores – that includes nearly seven million American
Muslims in our country today who enjoy incomes and education that are higher than
average.
Moreover, freedom in America is indivisible from the freedom to practice one’s religion.
That is why there is a mosque in every state of our union, and over 1,200 mosques withinour borders. That is why the U.S. government has gone to court to protect the right of
women and girls to wear the hijab, and to punish those who would deny it.
So let there be no doubt: Islam is a part of America. And I believe that America holds
within her the truth that regardless of race, religion, or station in life, all of us share
common aspirations – to live in peace and security; to get an education and to work with
dignity; to love our families, our communities, and our God. These things we share. This
is the hope of all humanity.
Of course, recognizing our common humanity is only the beginning of our task. Words
alone cannot meet the needs of our people. These needs will be met only if we act boldly
in the years ahead; and if we understand that the challenges we face are shared, and our
failure to meet them will hurt us all.
For we have learned from recent experience that when a financial system weakens in one
country, prosperity is hurt everywhere. When a new flu infects one human being, all are
at risk. When one nation pursues a nuclear weapon, the risk of nuclear attack rises for all
nations. When violent extremists operate in one stretch of mountains, people are
endangered across an ocean. And when innocents in Bosnia and Darfur are slaughtered,
that is a stain on our collective conscience. That is what it means to share this world in
the 21st century. That is the responsibility we have to one another as human beings.
This is a difficult responsibility to embrace. For human history has often been a record of
nations and tribes subjugating one another to serve their own interests. Yet in this new
age, such attitudes are self-defeating. Given our interdependence, any world order that
elevates one nation or group of people over another will inevitably fail. So whatever we
think of the past, we must not be prisoners of it. Our problems must be dealt with through
partnership; progress must be shared.
That does not mean we should ignore sources of tension. Indeed, it suggests the opposite:
we must face these tensions squarely. And so in that spirit, let me speak as clearly and
plainly as I can about some specific issues that I believe we must finally confront
together.The first issue that we have to confront is violent extremism in all of its forms.
In Ankara, I made clear that America is not – and never will be – at war with Islam. We
will, however, relentlessly confront violent extremists who pose a grave threat to our
security. Because we reject the same thing that people of all faiths reject: the killing of
innocent men, women, and children. And it is my first duty as President to protect the
American people.
The situation in Afghanistan demonstrates America’s goals, and our need to work
together. Over seven years ago, the United States pursued al Qaeda and the Taliban with
broad international support. We did not go by choice, we went because of necessity. I am
aware that some question or justify the events of 9/11. But let us be clear: al Qaeda killed
nearly 3,000 people on that day. The victims were innocent men, women and children
from America and many other nations who had done nothing to harm anybody. And yet
Al Qaeda chose to ruthlessly murder these people, claimed credit for the attack, and even
now states their determination to kill on a massive scale. They have affiliates in many
countries and are trying to expand their reach. These are not opinions to be debated; these
are facts to be dealt with.
Make no mistake: we do not want to keep our troops in Afghanistan. We seek no military
bases there. It is agonizing for America to lose our young men and women. It is costly
and politically difficult to continue this conflict. We would gladly bring every single one
of our troops home if we could be confident that there were not violent extremists in
Afghanistan and Pakistan determined to kill as many Americans as they possibly can. But
that is not yet the case.
That’s why we’re partnering with a coalition of forty-six countries. And despite the costs
involved, America’s commitment will not weaken. Indeed, none of us should tolerate
these extremists. They have killed in many countries. They have killed people of different
faiths – more than any other, they have killed Muslims. Their actions are irreconcilable
with the rights of human beings, the progress of nations, and with Islam. The Holy Koran
teaches that whoever kills an innocent, it is as if he has killed all mankind; and whoever
saves a person, it is as if he has saved all mankind. The enduring faith of over a billion
people is so much bigger than the narrow hatred of a few. Islam is not part of the problem
in combating violent extremism – it is an important part of promoting peace.We also know that military power alone is not going to solve the problems in
Afghanistan and Pakistan. That is why we plan to invest $1.5 billion each year over the
next five years to partner with Pakistanis to build schools and hospitals, roads and
businesses, and hundreds of millions to help those who have been displaced. And that is
why we are providing more than $2.8 billion to help Afghans develop their economy and
deliver services that people depend upon.
Let me also address the issue of Iraq. Unlike Afghanistan, Iraq was a war of choice that
provoked strong differences in my country and around the world. Although I believe that
the Iraqi people are ultimately better off without the tyranny of Saddam Hussein, I also
believe that events in Iraq have reminded America of the need to use diplomacy and build
international consensus to resolve our problems whenever possible. Indeed, we can recall
the words of Thomas Jefferson, who said: “I hope that our wisdom will grow with our
power, and teach us that the less we use our power the greater it will be.”
Today, America has a dual responsibility: to help Iraq forge a better future – and to leave
Iraq to Iraqis. I have made it clear to the Iraqi people that we pursue no bases, and no
claim on their territory or resources. Iraq’s sovereignty is its own. That is why I ordered
the removal of our combat brigades by next August. That is why we will honor our
agreement with Iraq’s democratically-elected government to remove combat troops from
Iraqi cities by July, and to remove all our troops from Iraq by 2012. We will help Iraq
train its Security Forces and develop its economy. But we will support a secure and
united Iraq as a partner, and never as a patron.
And finally, just as America can never tolerate violence by extremists, we must never
alter our principles. 9/11 was an enormous trauma to our country. The fear and anger that
it provoked was understandable, but in some cases, it led us to act contrary to our ideals.
We are taking concrete actions to change course. I have unequivocally prohibited the use
of torture by the United States, and I have ordered the prison at Guantanamo Bay closed
by early next year.
So America will defend itself respectful of the sovereignty of nations and the rule of law.
And we will do so in partnership with Muslim communities which are also threatened.
The sooner the extremists are isolated and unwelcome in Muslim communities, the
sooner we will all be safer.The second major source of tension that we need to discuss is the situation between
Israelis, Palestinians and the Arab world.
America’s strong bonds with Israel are well known. This bond is unbreakable. It is based
upon cultural and historical ties, and the recognition that the aspiration for a Jewish
homeland is rooted in a tragic history that cannot be denied.
Around the world, the Jewish people were persecuted for centuries, and anti-Semitism in
Europe culminated in an unprecedented Holocaust. Tomorrow, I will visit Buchenwald,
which was part of a network of camps where Jews were enslaved, tortured, shot and
gassed to death by the Third Reich. Six million Jews were killed – more than the entire
Jewish population of Israel today. Denying that fact is baseless, ignorant, and hateful.
Threatening Israel with destruction – or repeating vile stereotypes about Jews – is deeply
wrong, and only serves to evoke in the minds of Israelis this most painful of memories
while preventing the peace that the people of this region deserve.
On the other hand, it is also undeniable that the Palestinian people – Muslims and
Christians – have suffered in pursuit of a homeland. For more than sixty years they have
endured the pain of dislocation. Many wait in refugee camps in the West Bank, Gaza, and
neighboring lands for a life of peace and security that they have never been able to lead.
They endure the daily humiliations – large and small – that come with occupation. So let
there be no doubt: the situation for the Palestinian people is intolerable. America will not
turn our backs on the legitimate Palestinian aspiration for dignity, opportunity, and a state
of their own.
For decades, there has been a stalemate: two peoples with legitimate aspirations, each
with a painful history that makes compromise elusive. It is easy to point fingers – for
Palestinians to point to the displacement brought by Israel’s founding, and for Israelis to
point to the constant hostility and attacks throughout its history from within its borders as
well as beyond. But if we see this conflict only from one side or the other, then we will
be blind to the truth: the only resolution is for the aspirations of both sides to be met
through two states, where Israelis and Palestinians each live in peace and security.
That is in Israel’s interest, Palestine’s interest, America’s interest, and the world’s
interest. That is why I intend to personally pursue this outcome with all the patience that
the task requires. The obligations that the parties have agreed to under the Road Map are
clear. For peace to come, it is time for them – and all of us – to live up to our
responsibilities.
Palestinians must abandon violence. Resistance through violence and killing is wrong and
does not succeed. For centuries, black people in America suffered the lash of the whip as
slaves and the humiliation of segregation. But it was not violence that won full and equal
rights. It was a peaceful and determined insistence upon the ideals at the center of
America’s founding. This same story can be told by people from South Africa to South
Asia; from Eastern Europe to Indonesia. It’s a story with a simple truth: that violence is a
dead end. It is a sign of neither courage nor power to shoot rockets at sleeping children,
or to blow up old women on a bus. That is not how moral authority is claimed; that is
how it is surrendered.
Now is the time for Palestinians to focus on what they can build. The Palestinian
Authority must develop its capacity to govern, with institutions that serve the needs of its
people. Hamas does have support among some Palestinians, but they also have
responsibilities. To play a role in fulfilling Palestinian aspirations, and to unify the
Palestinian people, Hamas must put an end to violence, recognize past agreements, and
recognize Israel’s right to exist.
At the same time, Israelis must acknowledge that just as Israel’s right to exist cannot be
denied, neither can Palestine’s. The United States does not accept the legitimacy of
continued Israeli settlements. This construction violates previous agreements and
undermines efforts to achieve peace. It is time for these settlements to stop.
Israel must also live up to its obligations to ensure that Palestinians can live, and work,
and develop their society. And just as it devastates Palestinian families, the continuing
humanitarian crisis in Gaza does not serve Israel’s security; neither does the continuing
lack of opportunity in the West Bank. Progress in the daily lives of the Palestinian people
must be part of a road to peace, and Israel must take concrete steps to enable such
progress.
Finally, the Arab States must recognize that the Arab Peace Initiative was an important
beginning, but not the end of their responsibilities. The Arab-Israeli conflict should no
longer be used to distract the people of Arab nations from other problems. Instead, it
must be a cause for action to help the Palestinian people develop the institutions that will
sustain their state; to recognize Israel’s legitimacy; and to choose progress over a selfdefeating
focus on the past.
America will align our policies with those who pursue peace, and say in public what we
say in private to Israelis and Palestinians and Arabs. We cannot impose peace. But
privately, many Muslims recognize that Israel will not go away. Likewise, many Israelis
recognize the need for a Palestinian state. It is time for us to act on what everyone knows
to be true.
Too many tears have flowed. Too much blood has been shed. All of us have a
responsibility to work for the day when the mothers of Israelis and Palestinians can see
their children grow up without fear; when the Holy Land of three great faiths is the place
of peace that God intended it to be; when Jerusalem is a secure and lasting home for Jews
and Christians and Muslims, and a place for all of the children of Abraham to mingle
peacefully together as in the story of Isra, when Moses, Jesus, and Mohammed (peace be
upon them) joined in prayer.
The third source of tension is our shared interest in the rights and responsibilities of
nations on nuclear weapons.
This issue has been a source of tension between the United States and the Islamic
Republic of Iran. For many years, Iran has defined itself in part by its opposition to my
country, and there is indeed a tumultuous history between us. In the middle of the Cold
War, the United States played a role in the overthrow of a democratically-elected Iranian
government. Since the Islamic Revolution, Iran has played a role in acts of hostagetaking
and violence against U.S. troops and civilians. This history is well known. Rather
than remain trapped in the past, I have made it clear to Iran’s leaders and people that my
country is prepared to move forward. The question, now, is not what Iran is against, but
rather what future it wants to build.
It will be hard to overcome decades of mistrust, but we will proceed with courage,
rectitude and resolve. There will be many issues to discuss between our two countries,
and we are willing to move forward without preconditions on the basis of mutual respect.
But it is clear to all concerned that when it comes to nuclear weapons, we have reached a
decisive point. This is not simply about America’s interests. It is about preventing a
nuclear arms race in the Middle East that could lead this region and the world down a
hugely dangerous path.
I understand those who protest that some countries have weapons that others do not. No
single nation should pick and choose which nations hold nuclear weapons. That is why I
strongly reaffirmed America’s commitment to seek a world in which no nations hold
nuclear weapons. And any nation – including Iran – should have the right to access
peaceful nuclear power if it complies with its responsibilities under the nuclear Non-
Proliferation Treaty. That commitment is at the core of the Treaty, and it must be kept for
all who fully abide by it. And I am hopeful that all countries in the region can share in
this goal.
The fourth issue that I will address is democracy.
I know there has been controversy about the promotion of democracy in recent years, and
much of this controversy is connected to the war in Iraq. So let me be clear: no system of
government can or should be imposed upon one nation by any other.
That does not lessen my commitment, however, to governments that reflect the will of the
people. Each nation gives life to this principle in its own way, grounded in the traditions
of its own people. America does not presume to know what is best for everyone, just as
we would not presume to pick the outcome of a peaceful election. But I do have an
unyielding belief that all people yearn for certain things: the ability to speak your mind
and have a say in how you are governed; confidence in the rule of law and the equal
administration of justice; government that is transparent and doesn’t steal from the
people; the freedom to live as you choose. Those are not just American ideas, they are
human rights, and that is why we will support them everywhere.
There is no straight line to realize this promise. But this much is clear: governments that
protect these rights are ultimately more stable, successful and secure. Suppressing ideas
never succeeds in making them go away. America respects the right of all peaceful and
law-abiding voices to be heard around the world, even if we disagree with them. And we
will welcome all elected, peaceful governments – provided they govern with respect for
all their people.
This last point is important because there are some who advocate for democracy only
when they are out of power; once in power, they are ruthless in suppressing the rights of
others. No matter where it takes hold, government of the people and by the people sets a
single standard for all who hold power: you must maintain your power through consent,
not coercion; you must respect the rights of minorities, and participate with a spirit of
tolerance and compromise; you must place the interests of your people and the legitimate
workings of the political process above your party. Without these ingredients, elections
alone do not make true democracy.
The fifth issue that we must address together is religious freedom.
Islam has a proud tradition of tolerance. We see it in the history of Andalusia and
Cordoba during the Inquisition. I saw it firsthand as a child in Indonesia, where devout
Christians worshiped freely in an overwhelmingly Muslim country. That is the spirit we
need today. People in every country should be free to choose and live their faith based
upon the persuasion of the mind, heart, and soul. This tolerance is essential for religion to
thrive, but it is being challenged in many different ways.
Among some Muslims, there is a disturbing tendency to measure one’s own faith by the
rejection of another’s. The richness of religious diversity must be upheld – whether it is
for Maronites in Lebanon or the Copts in Egypt. And fault lines must be closed among
Muslims as well, as the divisions between Sunni and Shia have led to tragic violence,
particularly in Iraq.
Freedom of religion is central to the ability of peoples to live together. We must always
examine the ways in which we protect it. For instance, in the United States, rules on
charitable giving have made it harder for Muslims to fulfill their religious obligation.
That is why I am committed to working with American Muslims to ensure that they can
fulfill zakat.
Likewise, it is important for Western countries to avoid impeding Muslim citizens from
practicing religion as they see fit – for instance, by dictating what clothes a Muslim
woman should wear. We cannot disguise hostility towards any religion behind the
pretence of liberalism.
Indeed, faith should bring us together. That is why we are forging service projects in
America that bring together Christians, Muslims, and Jews. That is why we welcome
efforts like Saudi Arabian King Abdullah’s Interfaith dialogue and Turkey’s leadership in
the Alliance of Civilizations. Around the world, we can turn dialogue into Interfaith
service, so bridges between peoples lead to action – whether it is combating malaria in
Africa, or providing relief after a natural disaster.
The sixth issue that I want to address is women’s rights.
I know there is debate about this issue. I reject the view of some in the West that a
woman who chooses to cover her hair is somehow less equal, but I do believe that a
woman who is denied an education is denied equality. And it is no coincidence that
countries where women are well-educated are far more likely to be prosperous.
Now let me be clear: issues of women’s equality are by no means simply an issue for
Islam. In Turkey, Pakistan, Bangladesh and Indonesia, we have seen Muslim-majority
countries elect a woman to lead. Meanwhile, the struggle for women’s equality continues
in many aspects of American life, and in countries around the world.
Our daughters can contribute just as much to society as our sons, and our common
prosperity will be advanced by allowing all humanity – men and women – to reach their
full potential. I do not believe that women must make the same choices as men in order to
be equal, and I respect those women who choose to live their lives in traditional roles.
But it should be their choice. That is why the United States will partner with any Muslimmajority
country to support expanded literacy for girls, and to help young women pursue
employment through micro-financing that helps people live their dreams.
Finally, I want to discuss economic development and opportunity.
I know that for many, the face of globalization is contradictory. The Internet and
television can bring knowledge and information, but also offensive sexuality and
mindless violence. Trade can bring new wealth and opportunities, but also huge
disruptions and changing communities. In all nations – including my own – this change
can bring fear. Fear that because of modernity we will lose of control over our economic
choices, our politics, and most importantly our identities – those things we most cherish
about our communities, our families, our traditions, and our faith.
But I also know that human progress cannot be denied. There need not be contradiction
between development and tradition. Countries like Japan and South Korea grew their
economies while maintaining distinct cultures. The same is true for the astonishing
progress within Muslim-majority countries from Kuala Lumpur to Dubai. In ancient
times and in our times, Muslim communities have been at the forefront of innovation and
education.
This is important because no development strategy can be based only upon what comes
out of the ground, nor can it be sustained while young people are out of work. Many Gulf
States have enjoyed great wealth as a consequence of oil, and some are beginning to
focus it on broader development. But all of us must recognize that education and
innovation will be the currency of the 21st century, and in too many Muslim communities
there remains underinvestment in these areas. I am emphasizing such investments within
my country. And while America in the past has focused on oil and gas in this part of the
world, we now seek a broader engagement.
On education, we will expand exchange programs, and increase scholarships, like the one
that brought my father to America, while encouraging more Americans to study in
Muslim communities. And we will match promising Muslim students with internships in
America; invest in on-line learning for teachers and children around the world; and create
a new online network, so a teenager in Kansas can communicate instantly with a teenager
in Cairo.
On economic development, we will create a new corps of business volunteers to partner
with counterparts in Muslim-majority countries. And I will host a Summit on
Entrepreneurship this year to identify how we can deepen ties between business leaders,
foundations and social entrepreneurs in the United States and Muslim communities
around the world.
On science and technology, we will launch a new fund to support technological
development in Muslim-majority countries, and to help transfer ideas to the marketplace
so they can create jobs. We will open centers of scientific excellence in Africa, the
Middle East and Southeast Asia, and appoint new Science Envoys to collaborate on
programs that develop new sources of energy, create green jobs, digitize records, clean
water, and grow new crops. And today I am announcing a new global effort with the
Organization of the Islamic Conference to eradicate polio. And we will also expand
partnerships with Muslim communities to promote child and maternal health.
All these things must be done in partnership. Americans are ready to join with citizens
and governments; community organizations, religious leaders, and businesses in Muslim
communities around the world to help our people pursue a better life.
The issues that I have described will not be easy to address. But we have a responsibility
to join together on behalf of the world we seek – a world where extremists no longer
threaten our people, and American troops have come home; a world where Israelis and
Palestinians are each secure in a state of their own, and nuclear energy is used for
peaceful purposes; a world where governments serve their citizens, and the rights of all
God’s children are respected. Those are mutual interests. That is the world we seek. But
we can only achieve it together.
I know there are many – Muslim and non-Muslim – who question whether we can forge
this new beginning. Some are eager to stoke the flames of division, and to stand in the
way of progress. Some suggest that it isn’t worth the effort – that we are fated to
disagree, and civilizations are doomed to clash. Many more are simply skeptical that real
change can occur. There is so much fear, so much mistrust. But if we choose to be bound
by the past, we will never move forward. And I want to particularly say this to young
people of every faith, in every country – you, more than anyone, have the ability to
remake this world.
All of us share this world for but a brief moment in time. The question is whether we
spend that time focused on what pushes us apart, or whether we commit ourselves to an
effort – a sustained effort – to find common ground, to focus on the future we seek for
our children, and to respect the dignity of all human beings.
It is easier to start wars than to end them. It is easier to blame others than to look inward;
to see what is different about someone than to find the things we share. But we should
choose the right path, not just the easy path. There is also one rule that lies at the heart of
every religion – that we do unto others as we would have them do unto us. This truth
transcends nations and peoples – a belief that isn’t new; that isn’t black or white or
brown; that isn’t Christian, or Muslim or Jew. It’s a belief that pulsed in the cradle of
civilization, and that still beats in the heart of billions. It’s a faith in other people, and it’s
what brought me here today.
We have the power to make the world we seek, but only if we have the courage to make a
new beginning, keeping in mind what has been written.
The Holy Koran tells us, “O mankind! We have created you male and a female; and we
have made you into nations and tribes so that you may know one another.”
The Talmud tells us: “The whole of the Torah is for the purpose of promoting peace.”
The Holy Bible tells us, “Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of
God.”
The people of the world can live together in peace. We know that is God’s vision. Now,
that must be our work here on Earth. Thank you. And may God’s peace be upon you

June 02, 2009

the MRS.' jokeof the day

HEY LITTLE GIRL, WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE?

A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
"Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" says the little girl as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,
"Okay kid, my last offer!
I'll give you 20 Bucks AND a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...


"Look Dad"
"Your the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley"!

"YOU RIDE IT!"

June 01, 2009

China puts a stop to snake-bitten cock-in-a-pot

BEIJING (Reuters) - Chinese health authorities are putting a stop to restaurants serving chickens which have been bitten to death by poisonous snakes and cooked up for a supposedly detoxing meal.

The dish, served by a small number of eateries in the southern province of Guangdong and the southwestern city of Chongqing, has generated a storm of publicity and controversy in the Chinese media and amongst bloggers.

A video showing a cook holding a snake and forcing it to bite a live chicken until it dies has been widely circulated online,

U.S. and Cuba agree to resume migration talks

By John Whitesides

SAN SALVADOR (Reuters) - The United States and Cuba have agreed to resume direct talks on migration, last held in 2003, and open discussions on reestablishing direct mail service between the two countries, U.S. officials said on Sunday.

In the latest sign of progress in President Barack Obama's effort to improve relations with the former Cold War enemy, Cuba presented a note to officials on Saturday agreeing to a U.S. request made last week to resume the migration talks, which President George W. Bush suspended.

The communist nation also agreed to a U.S. request proposing talks about direct mail service, which has been suspended for decades.

Suspect captured in killing of Kansas abortion doctor......another proud N.R.A.

By Carey Gillam

KANSAS CITY, Missouri (Reuters) - A Kansas doctor reviled by anti-abortion groups for his work providing "late-term" abortions was shot and killed in his Wichita, Kansas church on Sunday, and police said they captured the man responsible.

Police said they planned to charge a 51-year-old man on Monday with homicide and two counts of aggravated assault in the death of 67-year-old George Tiller, who died from a single gunshot.

Tiller was shot while serving as an usher for Sunday services in the foyer at Reformation Lutheran Church. The shooter threatened two other men at the church who tried to intervene, police said.

GM files for bankruptcy, Chrysler sale cleared

By Kevin Krolicki and John Crawley

DETROIT/WASHINGTON (Reuters) - General Motors Corp filed for bankruptcy on Monday, forcing the 100-year-old automaker once seen as a symbol of American economic might and dynamism into a new and uncertain era of government ownership.

The bankruptcy filing is the third-largest in U.S. history and the largest ever in U.S. manufacturing.

never mess with the wife.......Thanks Mrs Kraven

New York.

Natalie Dylan is back on the auction block after an Australian businessman pulled out of his contract to take her virginity. The man, who agreed to pay $3.8 million for the honor of deflowering Dylan, says he can no longer go through with the deal - because his wife says no.